DirtyDTown

Dirty D town...
you make people frown
and turn their worlds
upside down
when the person who actually writes it
is probably the clown
but doesn't reveal herself
so none of her pictures can be found
cause shes probably the skankiest
ho around

I hope she gets sued
and her money gets taken
and I hope she gets fat
eating lots of bacon

She probably was an smu student
but had no friends, and her name was probably prudence

i'm out

Stormy Day

It looks like it is going to be another stormy day today, but you know what I hate about that?

It always seems like in Dallas that it is going to storm, and then it actually doesn't....but what it really does is just rain a little bit, then get sunny therefor = that it starts to get really, really fucking hot and humid. Thats why I hate that.


I just got a call from my mom last night and she asked me what time I want to come home for Thanksgiving break, and that made me feel happy since I can't wait to actually go home to Kansas and see some actually weather again.


Today should be a pretty long day, so we'll see how it turns out.

I'll let you know how it goes later.

Kona Grill

Tonight me and a bunch of my close friends decided to hit up a place in north park mall called kona grill.

let me tell you that they have the best sushi and saki bombs that you can get anywhere

I then just relaxed the rest of the night and chilled on my balcony which is always nice and relaxing for me.

Spanish Test

God damnit, I hate spanish and studying for the el quizos.....

fuck it

The Angry Call

It's about that time of the month when I receive an angry call from my parents.


Why do I receive this angry call you might ask?


Well, it is because this is the time that my credit card bill is mailed to the house, and is only supposed to be used by me in "case of emergencies"....and apparently going out and buying a few beers doesn't qualify as an emergency in my parent's book.


it usually ends up well though because my mom usually pays for half of it and makes me pay for the other half if I present a good argument.

Fireside Pies

Tonight my girlfriend's parents took me out to fireside pies.


It was pretty good I would have to say.



I got to try these Alaskan crab claws that were dipped in butter and they were pretty awesome.


We got two pizzas that were pretty awesome too, but I'm not even going to attempt to try to spell them.


Man, I am kind of worried about tomorrow because I have psych and that is always quite an experience with my weirdo professor, but we will see how it goes.

CLA

What is CLA? you may ask....


Well my friend has it sitting on his desk right now, and apparently it reduces body fat and increases muscle tone.


He is very excited about it because he thinks that thanks to drinking activities, that he might be a little overweight.


oh well.

Halloween is approaching

Halloween is approaching rapidly and I'm very excited for it.


It is by far my favorite holiday out of all of them, probably because I have the most childhood memories from it.

I cannot wait for all of the decorations to start going up, and maybe it might kind of feel like fall in Dallas, but I doubt it.


p.s. the Chiefs are playing Jacksonville this week so I'm excited for that as well.

man vs. wild

I'm watching Man vs. Wild right now and let me tell you, this guy is crazy!


He is skinning a deer right now to use its pelt as a comforter when he sleeps that night.


I hope this is the one where he drinks his own pee, but unfortunately, I don't think I'm that lucky.



Oh well,


Bear Gryllz=The Man